Some random guy assaulted me on the street today. Nothing serious — in fact it was quite bizarre. I suddenly heard, “If you like this bag of f%$&ing chips so much, you can have it!” and then he punched me in the chest… while holding a bag of chips.
I wasn’t really hurt, just in shock. I just kept walking, because by the time my brain figured out what was happening, it had already happened. It did leave me unsettled though; what if I’d been stabbed instead?
In any case, I think they were Lay’s Dill Pickle chips, based on the blurry green and yellow image in my head.